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Name Your Band! by Crad Kilodney

Name Your Band! by Crad Kilodney

November 2004

 

 

Do you need a cool name for your band? Well, our Deep Minds have come up with over a hundred that are original (as far as we know) and guaranteed to bring you strange luck.

If you see one you like, just take it. No charge. No obligation. It’s our gift to the next generation of geniuses. Just remember us when you’re rich and famous.

 

  1. The Gloms
  2. Twinkie Holocaust
  3. Cesspool Zombies
  4. The Incredibly Boring Potted Plants
  5. Rubber Nuns
  6. Armageddon Hamsters
  7. The Babyslitters
  8. The Harpies
  9. Bondage Waitress
  10. The Necrotones
  11. Toilet Whores
  12. Cannibal High School
  13. Congo Robot Sperm
  14. The Gamookas
  15. Dog Torture Storm
  16. Mohammed Potato
  17. Clit Warfare
  18. Rude Awakening
  19. Treblinka Study Hall
  20. Blarina Shrew
  21. Mongoloid Burger
  22. Interstate Ejaculators
  23. Deranged Driving Instructors
  24. Eat My Sister
  25. Stalin Guppy
  26. Skydiving Cows
  27. The Shmoogas
  28. Chromium Marshmallow
  29. Meat Rockets
  30. Dreamy Lepers
  31. Guilty As Charged
  32. Hairball Connoisseur
  33. Thrilling Root Canal
  34. Snakepit Ushers
  35. Gryzypnyx
  36. Hopalong Salmonella
  37. The Clawmutes
  38. Flit Earwig
  39. Goon School
  40. Dr. Nescience
  41. Noxio Bubo
  42. Monster Zero
  43. The Slugs
  44. Mildred Zontar
  45. Thorazine Budgie
  46. Armando and the Ticks
  47. Prom Gorgons
  48. Njinki Blogbadu
  49. Bozo Einstein
  50. The Screaming Scallops
  51. Pocket Hitler
  52. Duke and the Crack-Lickers
  53. Exploding Puffins
  54. Suburban Chicken-Stranglers
  55. Martha and the Squids
  56. Gooma Flumbarooma
  57. The Stupidinkos
  58. The Bleens
  59. The Erewhonians
  60. Manuel and the Cleaners
  61. Brains For Tomorrow
  62. Delightful Puff Adders
  63. Satan’s Milkmaids
  64. The Krakens
  65. Voodoo Barbie
  66. The Crudblopes
  67. Bus Plunge Kills Twenty
  68. Hold the Pickles
  69. Acromegaly
  70. Shoot to Kill
  71. The Maledictorians
  72. Autopsy Cheerleaders
  73. Lemming Leadership
  74. Gammera Donut
  75. Teenage Amoebas
  76. Mondo Hunkamooga
  77. The Gaboonyas
  78. Wizard Prang
  79. Panic Attack
  80. Criatura Estudiante
  81. Mindless Blobs
  82. Buzz Bombs
  83. Village Idiots
  84. Liquid Citizens
  85. The Apathetics
  86. Public Nuisance
  87. The Ik Tribe
  88. The Dadadodoes
  89. The Bungalungas
  90. The Detestables
  91. Psycho Mailmen
  92. Arrogant Broccoli
  93. The Plutonians
  94. The Flaming Monkeys
  95. Biff Bopp and the Retros
  96. Bowling For Intestines
  97. Closet Corpse
  98. Savage Waffles
  99. Hindenburg Fruitcake
  100. The Bashibazouks
  101. Plan Eight From Outer Mongolia
  102. The Disappointing Dump Trucks
  103. The Gumps
  104. Mystic Baboons
  105. Spider Girls From Venus
  106. Choked Poets
  107. Snatch Vipers
  108. The Stun Guns
  109. The Slicks
  110. Moonseed
  111. Snakeroot
  112. The Haunted Stranglers
  113. Nancy Droog and the Defectives
  114. Spot and the Tire-Biters
  115. Nattering Nabobs
  116. The Troglodytes
  117. The Detonators

 

 

by Crad Kilodney

 

 

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