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List of Crad Kilodney’s Books

List of Crad Kilodney’s Books
 

The publication dates for Crad’s 32 books were between 1978 and 1992. The last day on which Crad sold books on the street in Toronto was July 19, 1995.

The best place to find Crad’s books is at http://dogbert.abebooks.com/abe/BookSearch. Note that all of Crad’s books are first editions, and almost all are signed by Crad. An unsigned book is actually harder to find than a signed one.

    • Charnel House Books by Crad …Charnel House is Crad’s own imprint
      1. Click to see larger image (~200K) World Under Anaesthesia (1979) 38 pages
        • Midnight Trousers
        • The History Of The World
        • Forget That Grapefruit; Here Come The Midgets
        • The Hard-Working Garbage Men of Cleveland
        • Waiting For Halley’s Comet
        • My Work As A Hole
      2. Click to see larger image (~200K) Gainfully Employed in Limbo (1980) ISBN: 0-9690261-1-0, 40 pages
        • Gainfully Employed in Canada
        • Office Worker’s Dreams
          • Modern Facilities
          • Term of Employment Determined by Pens
          • The Impact of Goodness
          • Upward Mobility
          • Organic Sense
        • Warehouse Worker’s Dreams
          • Forced Retirement
          • Tracking Down Bad Ideas
          • One For All
          • Taken Away From All This
          • Lucky To Be Here
        • Filling Orders in Albania
        • Scenarios
          • Renaming the Parkway
          • Essay
          • A Difficult Assignment
          • A Dream and the Sale of Sharp Rocks
          • On Speaking Terms at Last
          • Fortuitous Exchange
        • Tainted Data
        • Excerpts From My Autobiography
          • My Posthumous Fame
          • The Wheat Sheaf Six or Seven
          • Meeting Editorial Needs
          • Kilodney on Kilodney
          • How I Improved Society
        • The Window
      3. Click to see larger image (~200K) Human Secrets — Book One (1981) ISBN: 0-9690261-2-9, 34 pages
        • Janitors and Kitchen Staff
        • Conference Call
        • Bucky’s Big Day
        • What the Arrival of New York State Onions Meant to Me
      4. Click to see larger image (~200K) Human Secrets — Book Two (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-3-7, 39 pages
        • West Quaco
        • The Dobbins File (#31001)
        • Rainy Night
      5. Click to see larger image (~200K) Sex Slaves of the Astro-Mutants (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-4-5, 39 pages
        • Introduction
        • The Extremely Sane Postal Workers of Yellowknife
        • Sex Slaves of the Astro-Mutants
        • Dark Intruder
        • The World’s Dullest Story
        • Bakery Boys
        • Duh
      6. Click to see larger image (~200K) Terminal Ward — Human Secrets: Book Three (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-5-3, 42 pages
      7. Click to see larger image (~200K) Bang Heads Here, Suffering Bastards (1984) ISBN: 0-9690261-6-1, 39 pages
        • Death of a Canadian Writer
        • The Story of a Man With a Broken Toaster
        • A Well-Adjusted Man
        • A Cowboy Story
      8. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Orange Book (1984) ISBN: 0-9690261-7-X, 40 pages
        • The Circumcision Rights of the Toronto Stock Exchange
        • Obligatory Tit Time
        • Beans and Binoculars: Youth Speaks Out
        • The Poem That Changed the World
        • Plagues or Prosperity: Challenge to Management
        • Some Questions on Sex Etiquette
        • The Last Interview of Crad Kilodney
        • Lachrymose Market Report
      9. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Blue Book (1985) ISBN: 0-9690261-9-6, 43 pages
        • Mr. Schlepp and His Ace Mechanic
        • Dream Street
        • Wooden Sticks With Points
      10. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Green Book (1985) ISBN: 0-9690261-8-8, 44 pages
        • An Appeal To My Readers
        • Secrets Of The Financial District
        • Selected Potatoes
        • Jap Scientologists Ate My Grandfather
        • A Likely Story
        • A Beaver Tale
      11. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Scarlet Book (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-00-0, 40 pages
        • The Simplified Existence of Mr. Duggins
        • Patrolman Ignacio
        • Fish Story
      12. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Yellow Book (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-01-9, 40 pages
        • Message From The People’s Revolutionary Committee Against Indiscipline
        • Alan Cherry In Outer Space
        • The Pygmies Next Door
        • Melon Man
      13. Click to see larger image (~200K) Cathy (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-02-7, 40 pages
      14. Click to see larger image (~200K) Foul Pus From Dead Dogs (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-05-1, 39 pages
      15. Click to see larger image (~200K) Incurable Trucks & Speeding Diseases (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-04-3, 39 pages
        • Hot Line
        • Ultra-Tech: Excerpts From The Diary Of Dr. Fahd Bashibazouk
        • Punishment Subway
        • Night Barber
        • The Newspapers
      16. Click to see larger image (~200K) Simple Stories for Idiots (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-03-5, 40 pages
        • Introduction
        • The Troubled Goalie
        • The Scream of the Mutilated
        • The Country Doctor
        • Occurrence at Unterkleidung Bridge
        • Magumba Comes to Canada
        • Big Tits
      17. Click to see larger image (~200K) Nice Stories for Canadians (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-09-4, 51 pages
        • Editorial
        • Boys Who Love Tropical Fish
        • Something Wrong With My Sandwich
        • Fish Man — A True Story
        • The Age of Enlightenment
        • TV — 2001
        • No Chekhov at Yorkdale
        • The Way to Life
        • The Big Deal
        • Horrible, Horrible Salami
        • In Gourmet Square
      18. Click to see larger image (~200K) I Chewed Mrs. Ewing’s Raw Guts (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-08-6, 54 pages
        • I Chewed Mrs. Ewing’s Raw Guts
        • The Polecat
        • Who is John Copping?
      19. Click to see larger image (~200K) Excrement (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-10-8, 88 pages
      20. Click to see larger image (~200K) Blood-Sucking Monkeys From North Tonawanda (1989) ISBN: 0-920973-12-4, 56 pages
        • Blood-Sucking Monkeys From North Tonawanda
        • My Date With Alan Edmonds
        • Happy-Go-Lucky Time
        • The Man Who Died of His Opinions
      21. Click to see larger image (~200K) Junior Brain Tumors in Action (1990) ISBN: 0-920973-13-2, 55 pages
        • Foreword
        • Jumping Rubber Maggot Time
        • The Great Vomito
        • The Most Important Story Ever Written About Gary, Indiana
        • Hare Krishna Weekend
        • Index
      22. Click to see larger image (~200K) Putrid Scum (1991) ISBN: 0-920973-14-0 , 193 pages
      23. Click to see larger image (~200K) Suburban Chicken-Strangling Stories (1992) ISBN: 0-920973-16-7, 60 pages
        • Introduction: How to make the Chinese Explode by Psychic Power
        • O’Driscoll, Chicken-Strangler
        • Spiritual Preparation for Castration
        • The Professor Enoch Padolsky Fan Club Newsletter
        • Somali Peepee Car
        • Life Without Drama
        • Nazi Nuclear Power Plant Janitor Dog
    • Edited by Crad
      1. Click to see larger image (~200K) Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 1 (1987) ISBN: 0-920973-06-X, 52 pages
        • Preface
        • Electric Feet, by Ilyot Prabang
        • One Life To Give, by Yolanda Earth-Queen Naswaca
        • The Hangman, by W. Beacon Sellar
        • Deadbrainfuckdestruct, by Steve Erewhonian
        • 5-4-3-2-1, by T. M. Whale
        • “You Wouldn’t Do This…Drive Without Tires?”, by Dr. Leo Corvadupa
        • Shoot-out At Dead Dog Gulch, by Juliette Crabbe and Eunice Urge
        • Return Of The Slime Thing, by Bulwer Zetford
        • Coffin, by Wanda Ann Clouter
        • The Moose And The Beaver, by Mamie Tubbs
        • The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman’s Wife, by Orrie Hitt
        • Notes on Contributors
      2. Click to see larger image (~200K) Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 2 (1987) ISBN: 0-920973-07-8, 52 pages
        • Preface
        • The Wounding Healer, by Rochelle Ibis Flabazo
        • Rubber Greek School, by Athanasios Apostolopoulos
        • Roller Derby Vampires, by Dr. Orval Armando Haltiwanger
        • Winston Melling, Social Worker, by Winston Melling
        • A Walk in the Wilderness, by Warren Antlers
        • A Day at the Farm, by Eileen English
        • The Oglethorpe Prize, by Oliver E. Dreyfus
        • The Knock at the Door, by Mickey Smith
        • Springtime, Sunflowers, and Seiji, by Ken Nakazawa
        • The Sky Above, The Mud Below, by Louie Wilhelm
        • Ancestors Today, by Nat Shapiro
        • Notes on Contributors
      3. Click to see larger image (~200K) The First Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry (1989) ISBN: 0-920973-11-6, 63 pages

 

    1. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Second Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry (1992) ISBN: 0-920973-15-9, 95 pages
  • Also by Crad …written by Crad, but not published under his Charnel House imprint
    1. Click to see larger image (~200K) Mental Cases (Lowlands Review LR6, Spring, 1978) 40 pages …this was Crad’s first book, published as issue number 6 of Lowlands Review
      • The Discovery of Bismuth
      • It Came From Beneath The Slush Pile
      • Teleological — With Chicken Meat
      • The Last Secrets of Omega
    2. Click to see larger image (~200K) Lightning Struck My Dick (Virgo Press, 1980) ISBN: 0-920528-15-5, 121 pages
      • Preface (by Stuart Ross)
      • Lightning Struck My Dick
      • Annuit Coeptis and Doorknobs
      • In My Ear Generally
      • The Cesar Frank Story
      • My Re-creation Of The World
      • In The Culture Warehouse
      • Logic
      • The True Story Of My Dentist
      • Dr. Mark Litvack
      • Convincing Professor Brindle About Flying Saucers
      • Agriculture
      • The Mentally Disturbed Astronomers Of Cincinnatti
      • The Last Secrets Of Omega
      • It Came From Beneath The Slush Pile or The Mountain Elephants of Delaware
      • Midnight Trousers
      • When Polyhistoricism Receded
      • The Hard-working Garbage Men of Cleveland
      • Advance Oboe Problems
      • About the Author
    3. Click to see larger image (~200K) Pork College (Coach House Press, 1984) ISBN: 0-88910-296-4, 78 pages
      • Preface
      • Post-Preface
      • Pork College
      • Pork College Heroes
      • Pork College Mystery
      • Pork College Lethargy
      • Pork College Heartbreak
      • Return to Pork College
    4. Click to see larger image (~200K) Malignant Humors (Black Moss Press, 1988) ISBN: 0-88753-170-9, 95 pages
      • Introduction
      • Lightning Struck My Dick
      • Fish Story
      • The Hard-Working Garbage Men of Cleveland
      • The Discovery of Bismuth
      • Filling Orders in Albania
      • Office Worker’s Dreams
      • The Poem That Changed the World
      • Waiting For Halley’s Comet
      • Teleological – With Chicken Meat
      • West Quaco
      • Selected Potatoes
      • The Last Interview With Crad Kilodney
      • Advanced Oboe Problems
    5. Click to see larger image (~200K) Girl on the Subway (Black Moss Press, 1990) ISBN: 0-88753-202-0, 109 pages
      • Girl on the Subway
      • Three Dead Men
      • The Funeral of Lenny Zeller
      • “Don’t You Know Who This Is?”
      • Henry
      • No Chekhov at Yorkdale
      • A Moment of Silence for Man Ray
      • The Simplified Existence of Mr. Duggins
      • Rainy Night
      • Wooden Sticks With Points
      • My Work As A Hole
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List of Crad Kilodney’s Books

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List of Crad Kilodney’s Books
The publication dates for Crad’s 32 books were between 1978 and 1992. The last day on which Crad sold books on the street in Toronto was July 19, 1995.The best place to find Crad’s books is at http://dogbert.abebooks.com/abe/BookSearch. Note that all of Crad’s books are first editions, and almost all are signed by Crad. An unsigned book is actually harder to find than a signed one.
    • Charnel House Books by Crad …Charnel House is Crad’s own imprint
      1. Click to see larger image (~200K) World Under Anaesthesia (1979) 38 pages
        • Midnight Trousers
        • The History Of The World
        • Forget That Grapefruit; Here Come The Midgets
        • The Hard-Working Garbage Men of Cleveland
        • Waiting For Halley’s Comet
        • My Work As A Hole
      2. Click to see larger image (~200K) Gainfully Employed in Limbo (1980) ISBN: 0-9690261-1-0, 40 pages
        • Gainfully Employed in Canada
        • Office Worker’s Dreams
          • Modern Facilities
          • Term of Employment Determined by Pens
          • The Impact of Goodness
          • Upward Mobility
          • Organic Sense
        • Warehouse Worker’s Dreams
          • Forced Retirement
          • Tracking Down Bad Ideas
          • One For All
          • Taken Away From All This
          • Lucky To Be Here
        • Filling Orders in Albania
        • Scenarios
          • Renaming the Parkway
          • Essay
          • A Difficult Assignment
          • A Dream and the Sale of Sharp Rocks
          • On Speaking Terms at Last
          • Fortuitous Exchange
        • Tainted Data
        • Excerpts From My Autobiography
          • My Posthumous Fame
          • The Wheat Sheaf Six or Seven
          • Meeting Editorial Needs
          • Kilodney on Kilodney
          • How I Improved Society
        • The Window
      3. Click to see larger image (~200K) Human Secrets — Book One (1981) ISBN: 0-9690261-2-9, 34 pages
        • Janitors and Kitchen Staff
        • Conference Call
        • Bucky’s Big Day
        • What the Arrival of New York State Onions Meant to Me
      4. Click to see larger image (~200K) Human Secrets — Book Two (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-3-7, 39 pages
        • West Quaco
        • The Dobbins File (#31001)
        • Rainy Night
      5. Click to see larger image (~200K) Sex Slaves of the Astro-Mutants (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-4-5, 39 pages
        • Introduction
        • The Extremely Sane Postal Workers of Yellowknife
        • Sex Slaves of the Astro-Mutants
        • Dark Intruder
        • The World’s Dullest Story
        • Bakery Boys
        • Duh
      6. Click to see larger image (~200K) Terminal Ward — Human Secrets: Book Three (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-5-3, 42 pages
      7. Click to see larger image (~200K) Bang Heads Here, Suffering Bastards (1984) ISBN: 0-9690261-6-1, 39 pages
        • Death of a Canadian Writer
        • The Story of a Man With a Broken Toaster
        • A Well-Adjusted Man
        • A Cowboy Story
      8. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Orange Book (1984) ISBN: 0-9690261-7-X, 40 pages
        • The Circumcision Rights of the Toronto Stock Exchange
        • Obligatory Tit Time
        • Beans and Binoculars: Youth Speaks Out
        • The Poem That Changed the World
        • Plagues or Prosperity: Challenge to Management
        • Some Questions on Sex Etiquette
        • The Last Interview of Crad Kilodney
        • Lachrymose Market Report
      9. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Blue Book (1985) ISBN: 0-9690261-9-6, 43 pages
        • Mr. Schlepp and His Ace Mechanic
        • Dream Street
        • Wooden Sticks With Points
      10. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Green Book (1985) ISBN: 0-9690261-8-8, 44 pages
        • An Appeal To My Readers
        • Secrets Of The Financial District
        • Selected Potatoes
        • Jap Scientologists Ate My Grandfather
        • A Likely Story
        • A Beaver Tale
      11. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Scarlet Book (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-00-0, 40 pages
        • The Simplified Existence of Mr. Duggins
        • Patrolman Ignacio
        • Fish Story
      12. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Yellow Book (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-01-9, 40 pages
        • Message From The People’s Revolutionary Committee Against Indiscipline
        • Alan Cherry In Outer Space
        • The Pygmies Next Door
        • Melon Man
      13. Click to see larger image (~200K) Cathy (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-02-7, 40 pages
      14. Click to see larger image (~200K) Foul Pus From Dead Dogs (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-05-1, 39 pages
      15. Click to see larger image (~200K) Incurable Trucks & Speeding Diseases (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-04-3, 39 pages
        • Hot Line
        • Ultra-Tech: Excerpts From The Diary Of Dr. Fahd Bashibazouk
        • Punishment Subway
        • Night Barber
        • The Newspapers
      16. Click to see larger image (~200K) Simple Stories for Idiots (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-03-5, 40 pages
        • Introduction
        • The Troubled Goalie
        • The Scream of the Mutilated
        • The Country Doctor
        • Occurrence at Unterkleidung Bridge
        • Magumba Comes to Canada
        • Big Tits
      17. Click to see larger image (~200K) Nice Stories for Canadians (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-09-4, 51 pages
        • Editorial
        • Boys Who Love Tropical Fish
        • Something Wrong With My Sandwich
        • Fish Man — A True Story
        • The Age of Enlightenment
        • TV — 2001
        • No Chekhov at Yorkdale
        • The Way to Life
        • The Big Deal
        • Horrible, Horrible Salami
        • In Gourmet Square
      18. Click to see larger image (~200K) I Chewed Mrs. Ewing’s Raw Guts (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-08-6, 54 pages
        • I Chewed Mrs. Ewing’s Raw Guts
        • The Polecat
        • Who is John Copping?
      19. Click to see larger image (~200K) Excrement (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-10-8, 88 pages
      20. Click to see larger image (~200K) Blood-Sucking Monkeys From North Tonawanda (1989) ISBN: 0-920973-12-4, 56 pages
        • Blood-Sucking Monkeys From North Tonawanda
        • My Date With Alan Edmonds
        • Happy-Go-Lucky Time
        • The Man Who Died of His Opinions
      21. Click to see larger image (~200K) Junior Brain Tumors in Action (1990) ISBN: 0-920973-13-2, 55 pages
        • Foreword
        • Jumping Rubber Maggot Time
        • The Great Vomito
        • The Most Important Story Ever Written About Gary, Indiana
        • Hare Krishna Weekend
        • Index
      22. Click to see larger image (~200K) Putrid Scum (1991) ISBN: 0-920973-14-0 , 193 pages
      23. Click to see larger image (~200K) Suburban Chicken-Strangling Stories (1992) ISBN: 0-920973-16-7, 60 pages
        • Introduction: How to make the Chinese Explode by Psychic Power
        • O’Driscoll, Chicken-Strangler
        • Spiritual Preparation for Castration
        • The Professor Enoch Padolsky Fan Club Newsletter
        • Somali Peepee Car
        • Life Without Drama
        • Nazi Nuclear Power Plant Janitor Dog
    • Edited by Crad
      1. Click to see larger image (~200K) Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 1 (1987) ISBN: 0-920973-06-X, 52 pages
        • Preface
        • Electric Feet, by Ilyot Prabang
        • One Life To Give, by Yolanda Earth-Queen Naswaca
        • The Hangman, by W. Beacon Sellar
        • Deadbrainfuckdestruct, by Steve Erewhonian
        • 5-4-3-2-1, by T. M. Whale
        • “You Wouldn’t Do This…Drive Without Tires?”, by Dr. Leo Corvadupa
        • Shoot-out At Dead Dog Gulch, by Juliette Crabbe and Eunice Urge
        • Return Of The Slime Thing, by Bulwer Zetford
        • Coffin, by Wanda Ann Clouter
        • The Moose And The Beaver, by Mamie Tubbs
        • The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman’s Wife, by Orrie Hitt
        • Notes on Contributors
      2. Click to see larger image (~200K) Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 2 (1987) ISBN: 0-920973-07-8, 52 pages
        • Preface
        • The Wounding Healer, by Rochelle Ibis Flabazo
        • Rubber Greek School, by Athanasios Apostolopoulos
        • Roller Derby Vampires, by Dr. Orval Armando Haltiwanger
        • Winston Melling, Social Worker, by Winston Melling
        • A Walk in the Wilderness, by Warren Antlers
        • A Day at the Farm, by Eileen English
        • The Oglethorpe Prize, by Oliver E. Dreyfus
        • The Knock at the Door, by Mickey Smith
        • Springtime, Sunflowers, and Seiji, by Ken Nakazawa
        • The Sky Above, The Mud Below, by Louie Wilhelm
        • Ancestors Today, by Nat Shapiro
        • Notes on Contributors
      3. Click to see larger image (~200K) The First Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry (1989) ISBN: 0-920973-11-6, 63 pages
    1. Click to see larger image (~200K) The Second Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry (1992) ISBN: 0-920973-15-9, 95 pages
  • Also by Crad …written by Crad, but not published under his Charnel House imprint
    1. Click to see larger image (~200K) Mental Cases (Lowlands Review LR6, Spring, 1978) 40 pages …this was Crad’s first book, published as issue number 6 of Lowlands Review
      • The Discovery of Bismuth
      • It Came From Beneath The Slush Pile
      • Teleological — With Chicken Meat
      • The Last Secrets of Omega
    2. Click to see larger image (~200K) Lightning Struck My Dick (Virgo Press, 1980) ISBN: 0-920528-15-5, 121 pages
      • Preface (by Stuart Ross)
      • Lightning Struck My Dick
      • Annuit Coeptis and Doorknobs
      • In My Ear Generally
      • The Cesar Frank Story
      • My Re-creation Of The World
      • In The Culture Warehouse
      • Logic
      • The True Story Of My Dentist
      • Dr. Mark Litvack
      • Convincing Professor Brindle About Flying Saucers
      • Agriculture
      • The Mentally Disturbed Astronomers Of Cincinnatti
      • The Last Secrets Of Omega
      • It Came From Beneath The Slush Pile or The Mountain Elephants of Delaware
      • Midnight Trousers
      • When Polyhistoricism Receded
      • The Hard-working Garbage Men of Cleveland
      • Advance Oboe Problems
      • About the Author
    3. Click to see larger image (~200K) Pork College (Coach House Press, 1984) ISBN: 0-88910-296-4, 78 pages
      • Preface
      • Post-Preface
      • Pork College
      • Pork College Heroes
      • Pork College Mystery
      • Pork College Lethargy
      • Pork College Heartbreak
      • Return to Pork College
    4. Click to see larger image (~200K) Malignant Humors (Black Moss Press, 1988) ISBN: 0-88753-170-9, 95 pages
      • Introduction
      • Lightning Struck My Dick
      • Fish Story
      • The Hard-Working Garbage Men of Cleveland
      • The Discovery of Bismuth
      • Filling Orders in Albania
      • Office Worker’s Dreams
      • The Poem That Changed the World
      • Waiting For Halley’s Comet
      • Teleological – With Chicken Meat
      • West Quaco
      • Selected Potatoes
      • The Last Interview With Crad Kilodney
      • Advanced Oboe Problems
    5. Click to see larger image (~200K) Girl on the Subway (Black Moss Press, 1990) ISBN: 0-88753-202-0, 109 pages
      • Girl on the Subway
      • Three Dead Men
      • The Funeral of Lenny Zeller
      • “Don’t You Know Who This Is?”
      • Henry
      • No Chekhov at Yorkdale
      • A Moment of Silence for Man Ray
      • The Simplified Existence of Mr. Duggins
      • Rainy Night
      • Wooden Sticks With Points
      • My Work As A Hole
All material at CradKilodney.net is copyright © by Crad Kilodney. All rights reserved.
Crad166@yahoo.com